mangacide | (no subject)

Words Women Use
(edited, so that men of the future will not be confused.)

1.) FINE: ~~This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right, and you need to shut up.~~ "I'm done with you."

2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing: ~~This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine (see #1).~~ "We've gone over this a million times before and you still don't get it, so I'm not going to bother anymore."

4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (This depends on the tone used and the situation in which it's being said.)

5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. 'That's okay' means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (Once again this is situation dependant. You may be surprised to know that usually when a woman says that's okay, it actually means 'thats okay'.)

7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you - do not question or faint. Just say you're welcome. (Because apparently Women are incapable of showing gratitude and every 'thank you' is a major event.)

8.) Whatever: ~~Is a women's way of saying '%@&* YOU!'~~ "I'm done with you." (on a side note, if a woman wants to say 'f**k you', she will. Women don't need code words for cursing, we're perfectly capable of profanity if/when it's called for.)

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'what's wrong' - for the woman's response refer to #3.